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WANTED: TATTOO DESIGNER.

Posted in General with tags , , , , , , , on July 20, 2009 by mistresscristal

I am looking for a slave to do a very special assignment for me.

I want a tattoo of a black cat on my ankle. It will only be a small tattoo, and I want it to look like the cat is rubbing up against me.

I do have research slave who is looking into designs, but so far, has found nothing. So, I’m recruiting a slave to design it for me.

Any slaves who feel that have the skills I desire, are required to contact with a portfolio of their designs. The best design will be go into the Rewards and Recognitions section. Not only that, but the best design will appear on your Mistress’ ankle for all eternity! How’s that for a reward!

MC

Can’t you read????

Posted in General, Online Domination with tags , , , , , , , , on July 15, 2009 by mistresscristal

I’ve come to the conclusion that there a many people out there who have difficulty understanding my very simple instructions and advice.

Perhaps they themselves are very simple?

Yesterday, on AdultWork, I had a request from some complete prick wanting me to pretend to be his teenage daughter. It quite clearly states in my profile I don’t act out fantasies of incest or paedophilia. Obviously, he cannot read.

Two hours later, I received another request from somebody wanting to talk about hard sports   me with. I’ll leave the shit talk to him.

And finally, a numpty wanting to have a session with me and pay me tomorrow. I’m not stupid. Tomorrow never comes.

If people can’t be bothered to read my profile properly, I cannot be bothered to give them my attention. It’s only common courtesy to make sure they know my limits and what I am offering. Those who don’t, ooze ignorance.

Needless to say, I’m hoping for a numpty-free day today. I will check whether or not it’s a full moon though. The wierdos tend to come out to play then!

Numpty Alert!

Posted in General with tags , , , , , , on July 13, 2009 by mistresscristal

To the person who keeps spamming my guest book with the word “car” on a daily basis, I guarantee you’ll get fed up before I do.

You need a hobby dear, rather than sitting at your computer, spamming other people’s blogs.

I’m sure you can’t help having a dick the size of a peanut. 😉

Call me via Niteflirt!

Posted in General with tags , , , , , , on July 2, 2009 by mistresscristal

As previously mentioned, you can how have a chat with me via Niteflirt by clicking the call button on the ABOUT MISTRESS CRISTAL page. You can chat with me for as long as you like, talk about your fantasies and fetishes or even have a telephone sessions with me.

You don’t have to mess about paying any deposits. Just dial and you will be connected to me.

Alternatively, if I am not available, then please also send me an email via Niteflirt. I will respond to you as soon as possible, so that we can arrange a mutually convenient time for you to call.

So, if you want to hear my sexy, dominant voice, get to you knees and get dialling!

Erotica is now available.

Posted in General with tags , , on July 1, 2009 by mistresscristal

Dear Readers

For those of you who are members of Adultwork, I have uploaded some very sexy erotica to my profile, which you can view by clicking here.

There will be more added very soon, so keep your eyes peeled!

For those who are not members of Adultwork, why not? You seriously are missing out!

MC

Erotica on Adultwork

Posted in General with tags , , , , on June 23, 2009 by mistresscristal

Very shortly, I will be selling written and recorded erotic via adult work on a variety of themes centered around bdsm and femdom.

If you are a member of adultwork, you can view or listen to these for as little as 1 credit, which is great value for money.

So in the coming few days, look out for some very naughty recordings and stories to get you in the mood!

I’m a flirt!

Posted in General, Online Domination with tags , , , on June 23, 2009 by mistresscristal

From today, you will officially be able to speak to me via Niteflirt, simply by clicking the call button on my main page, when I’m available.

If I’m not around, please don’t hesitate to send me an email. I do like to hear about your fantasies and fetishes. And I will endeavour to come straight back to you as soon as I am available.

mc